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Thursday, September 29, 2005

Google's Next Center!

Google is hiring people crazy!!!

Not suprised! Then you have company.

Google has plans to build a massive center in the very near future. Based on a working model constructed by Google co-founder Larry Page from Lego® Mindstorms™, the facility features compact living quarters and a state of the art server farm that are co-mingled to maintain a delicate bio-technical balance. The design and location itself would represent Google's reach in the search engine industry.


The complex will house 35 engineers, 27,000 low cost web servers, 2 massage therapists and a sushi chef formerly employed by the pop group Hanson.


Google says "This center will provide a unique platform from which Google will leapfrog current terrestrial-based technologies and bring information access to new heights of utility."

The Google Copernicus Hosting Environment and Experiment in Search Engineering (G.C.H.E.E.S.E.) is a fully integrated research, development and technology facility at which Google will be conducting experiments in entropized information filtering, high-density high-delivery hosting (HiDeHiDeHo).

Inside sources reveal "Once the facility is built, the real work begins. Google will be exploring a number of exciting research projects that have the potential to advance search science to a new frontier."

The good news for all of us is that Google Copernicus Center is hiring! and they are hiring crazy. So you may very well be the next person that Google has ``found''.

Now for those of you who are wondering as to where this new center is and how should I apply for it here are the details.

Regarding the location, all I can say it is not a strange location. I'm sure you must have already seen the place atleast once. No... it is not our very own India but some place we were transported as a little kid while having "nelachoru" every night. If you still have not guessed it then you are not fit to work in Google's new center in the Moon! Thats right 'The Moon'.



Google says it is interviewing candidates for engineering positions at its lunar hosting and research center, opening late in the spring of 2007. It later added that this unique opportunity is available only to highly-qualified individuals who are willing to relocate for an extended period of time, are in top physical condition and are capable of surviving with limited access to such modern conveniences as soy low-fat lattes, The Sopranos and a steady supply of oxygen.

With the establishment of the Copernicus Center, Google's mission has grown beyond "organizing the world's information and making it universally accessible and useful." Google says its new goal is to "organize all the useful information in the universe and serve it to you on a lightly salted cracker." Isin't that wonderful news for us Earthlings.

With this step we can clearly say that "Google has gone where no search engine has gone before". We wish Google the very best of luck.

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1 Comments:

  • well here is something more bizarre:

    http://www.webpronews.com/insidesearch/insidesearch/wpn-56-20050930GoogleEarthDigsUpAnts.html

    i suggest u activate the charcter check.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 10:52 pm  

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